Visit the 550 Fail Crush-a-gory for perfect examples of someone failing to perform.

For instance, there is no way in the world the gentleman on the right would dare spew his champagne like that on the poor sap to the left IF he was arm crushin’ it.  The 550 Arm Crush commands respect and usually freezes people in a state of disbelief.  It’s also a great defensive move.  Someone hit a beer pong cup in your face?  Arm crush it and not only will you shut them up you’ll also instantly go on a 6-0 run.  It’s magical.

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